Check this out: Supposedly, most places in Korea do not label the fourth floor with a 4 because the pronunciation for 4 is “sa” which is the same as the Chinese character for death. Similiar to the 13th floor in the States. This helps to explain why I always hit the wrong floor button in the elevator in my hotel... I was so confused.
Look, I captured evidence in my apartment.
"And a big yellow taxi took my girl away" has a new meaning.
I have yet to ride in a car or bus here and not fear for my life. Really, if I knew what the Korean lady on the bus intercom was saying, I might close my eyes until I reached my destination.
Drivers here are
insane. Really, though, I guess the drivers here are amazing because traffic is so crazy and I have yet to see a wreck. Red lights are optional if no one is coming from the cross street... and the lines in the road are just guides that really don't have to be followed.
I'm almost positive that it would be illegal in the states for people to stand on the bus, especially when the bus drivers swerve in and out of traffic and slam on their breaks at the last minute at the bus stops. I just know I'm gonna fall on the bus one of these days, and I'm gonna be super mad because I know the laws here are different and no one is really going to care. Someone will probably laugh and in Korean tell me to hold on to the little dangly handle things harder.
I'll do my best.
Anyway... this is really two posts in one since I didn't feel like it yesterday.
Life happens.
If you would have asked me a year ago what my plans were for the future, I would have shrugged and said I had no idea. Then, after thinking about it for a minute, I would have thrown in that I'd like to be writing for a magazine and living near the beach. Never, EVER, would I have said, "I think I'll go to South Korea and teach kindergarten and elementary students." It really just wouldn't have happened. Why? A. I never thought I'd have the necessary funds available to travel and live overseas... B. I thought Korea was kind of scary.... C. I wasn't really too fond of very many little kids.
Now... I absolutely adore the kids in my class and the fact that I'm saving for my future by living here. It's amazing how much can change in a year... isn't it? Although, I really wish I could just freeze time back home and come back to exactly how things were when I left, but I know... life must go on.
Kids are kids no matter where they live.
Like I said, I've really started to love being around kids and teaching them. However, I can't lie, a couple times today I did kind of wish that I had someone with a
bamboo stick to just whack a few of them (I read somewhere that some Korean schools do that...I'm not too sure if this is true, but mine definitely does not... and really, I'd be horrified if it did).Overall, however, they are great and teaching them is amazing. Plus, I felt like crap today, so I have a feeling my evil bambbo stick wishes won't be lingering ones.
I think some of the students can see past the whole "oh she's the teacher we need to listen" facade and realize that it's really difficult for me to punish them. OR.. they are just having a hard time adjusting to their new teacher, which it what some say... but I highly doubt that. I'm like a glass window when it comes to being tough.
Oh well.
Kids are brutally honest and I think it's funny.
In America, we have this thing called privacy. We learn that certain questions or saying certain things crosses that line of privacy. Here, there's little privacy and any questions from students are fair game. Luckily, they haven't really crossed that line with me... at all. I guess maybe for some people asking age would be personal, but I don't mind. Age is a big deal here and asking someone's age is a question often heard.
I actually find the kid's antics funny. So... here are some of the things I've heard or seen during my time teaching, which has been approximately two official days by myself. This is just a random list of things I can think of that were somewhat amusing.
1. The kids like to know about personal relationships. I've been asked if I have a boyfriend a lot. I've also been asked if I kiss the so-called boyfriend. Since I'm pretty sure the kids don't care about long-distance relationship confusion, I just say yes (especially because I know for a fact if I said no, the next question would be "why teacher?"). Plus, they think it's amusing that I would have a boyfriend living in America. I guess even they can see the difficulties in that one.
My favorite part about this question is that the younger kids give a cute little grin everytime they ask.
2. They show no mercy when it comes to talking about weight. My co-worker, who had on well-fit clothing and didn't look fat at all, was asked if she was pregnant. Of course they would say it in the morning so that all day whoever they say it to feels
self-conscious.
3. They also show no mercy when it comes to anything dealing with looks. The students in one of my story classes decided to place the tallest student in the class next to me and continuously tell me how little I was, which I didn't mind... but then they decided to have a two minute conversation about the big zit that popped up on my forehead that morning. Not only was that a fun conversation, but one of the words we were learning was
explode and you can only imagine where that went.
4. Certain aged students pick their nose...
and eat it... right in front of you.
5. One of the topics in one of my writing classes was "How to make ______ happy." They had to pick someone and list ways to make him or her happy. One of my students chose his/her parents and then listed
"washing their feet for them" as one way to make them happy. It took all I had not to burst out laughing.
6. One of my students brought a toy gun to school and thought it was fun to play shoot things. I'm pretty sure that's not permitable in U.S. schools without some sort of repercussion. This, I did not find so funny.
7. They think it's crazy that I don't speak Korean, and most think I do. Heh. I can't even say the Korean "hello" without sounding like I'm trying way too hard.... and I have kids asking me what (insert some Korean word here) is.
I'm sure I'll have plenty more before I leave, but those are just a few for now. I've also started a new project. It's call "See how long it takes before Amanda's English and writing skills are completely messed up." From 10:00-5:25 every day I have to forget everything I've learned and speak as though I'm in elementary school again. It's pretty tough actually... but I'm hoping my project is a complete failure, and I leave Korea with my education in tact. We shall see.
Off to bed. The cold is still lingering.
We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. ~Stacia Tauscher